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Donna Summer dies and goes to the great glitter ball in the sky
Disco diva Donna Summer dies aged 63 of cancer and goes to the great glitter ball in the sky.
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Intergalactic ‘MCA’ of the Beastie Boys Passes Away Aged 48
Once heralded as the Led Zeppelin of Hip-Hop thanks to their experimental and pioneering endeavours, the Beastie Boys have been rocked by the news that founder member and video supremo Adam ‘MCA’ Yauch has died aged 47.
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Warren Buffet’s Prostate Cancer Statement a Smokescreen?
Warren Buffett, the man with a name like a fundraiser in a rabbit’s home, has announced to the world that he has early-stage but not life-threatening prostate cancer.
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Whitney Houston Dies aged 48
Eighties pop queen Whitney Houston was found dead on Saturday afternoon in her hotel room at the Beverly Hills Hilton on the eve of her appearance at the Grammy Awards.
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Freezeframe: New Snake Oil Promises Wrinkle-free Skin in Under Five Minutes
A new product that claims to be as effective as Botox but that doesn’t involved being extensively perforated like a wrinkly voodoo doll on a regular basis has been released and has paranoid women in the UK waiting for it in their thousands. Aging and overweight women are the easiest target on the planet. They’d buy [...]
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Amy Winehouse: it was the booze that killed her
It was inevitable that the coroner’s report would eventually site alcohol as the cause of Amy Winehouse’s death back in July this year. Alcohol had played its part in the downfall of the chanteuse ever since…
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Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed to Marry in order to Improve Show Ratings
Gargoyle Gene Simmons has finally tied the marital knot with Shannon Tweed. You don’t have to be that cynical to consider that this might be a pitiful stunt at getting publicity for your dreadful show.
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Controversial ‘Anna Rexia’ Halloween Costume Dubbed Offensive and Insensitive to Eating Disorders
Witches, fiends, murderers, murderers’ victims, arch villains, genocidal maniacs, body dysmorphia sufferers – Halloween costumes have always been a mixed bag.
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Michael Jackson vs Gary Glitter: sex offending and fame.
It’s strange that Michael Jackson’s appeal hardly dwindled whereas celebrity pedophiles such as 70s icon Gary Glitter were banished from several countries and imprisoned.
