Cuntroversial Rihanna Admits She is a C***.

Published: September 25, 2020

Barbadian songstress Rihanna has been grabbing more attention for her very famous herself, this time by wearing a necklace that spelled out what other sites have referred to as ‘the ‘c’ word’ and have labelled inappropriate. I think they mean the word ‘cunt’ and I don’t think it’s ever been more appropriate.

Rihanna’s always twatting about in front of us wearing as little as possible in order to display what little talent she’s got, but this time she’s really pushed the boundaries by wearing the cunt necklace whilst inside a place of worship – yes, a church. Wowie – it’s like Madonna snogging a black priest all over again. And Lady Gagagagaga and all the desperate stuff she does in order to be seen as controversial, even though she’s just a crap little girl with horrific taste in clothes trying to be Madonna and every other influential female artist of the last three decades.

It seems that Rihanna and Lady Gaga are constantly playing catch up with each other over who can garner the most publicity for their ridiculous public personas based around tasteless clothes; with poor feeble Kate Perry only managing a paltry amount of attention for her safe girl-next-door coloured wigs and curiosity as to why the likes of Russell Brand would want to marry someone as girly and dull as she seems to be.

Rihanna's tits

Rihanna - tits out for the label bosses.

Anyway, the Umbrella singer was sightseeing in a Brazilian chapel in Rio de Janeiro, either on holiday after her previous holiday yachting around Europe with a coven of her cackling female friends who probably only hang out with her because she’s rich, unless of course it was all a planned exercise in media attention grabbing. Call me cynical. One of the most famous churches in the world in a very sacred country, some jumped up brat with one song to her name that she probably didn’t write, wearing a necklace with a naughty word on it – how very Madonna of her.

No peppers were harmed during the making of this artist's impression of Rihanna showing off her necklace.

Rihanna is not the first celebrity to wear a ‘cunt necklace’, Natalie Portman and Julia Roberts wore theirs years ago, so she’s not even original. And Charlie Sheen wears one on a regular basis, although his charges by the hour.

Rihanna is currently on tour with her lovely Umbrella rhyme and was having a day off from performing it partially naked, to enjoy a sightseeing trip.

The entire day was very eventful as according to one website,  ‘at one point, she [Rihanna] leaned over and took in the spectacular view while sipping a drink.’ Achingly descriptive. I feel like I was really there. When people ask me in years to come where I was when Rihanna leaned over and sipped a drink, I can happily say that I was having my colon irrigated in East Village.

Earlier in the week, Rihanna was spotted on the beach with friends, sipping cocktails and having a henna tattoo – wow she’s just like one of us, only inexplicably exceptionally famous and rich.

Amazing what comes up when you Google 'Rihanna + cunt'.

Rihanna will appear on stage tomorrow night at the Rock in Rio festival where hopefully she will perform her famous Umbrella song whilst watched intently by her fan.

It’s not the first time Rihanna has exposed her cunt in public and no doubt it won’t be the last.

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Published September 25, 2020 by in Celebrities

One Response to “Cuntroversial Rihanna Admits She is a C***.”

  1. Boobie Trap

    25. Sep, 2011

    I thought you’d mention she’s a bit of a leza as well in here but maybe that’ll be for another feature? Rihanna and her flaunting fuckall antics are so annoying…

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